Then, I came across another video pleading that men shouldn't name children. In the video, TikTok creator @markdjangocrazy said, "It should be against the law for dads to name their daughters."
Another user, @cinnayonroll, stitched the video with what they suggest is proof of this phenomenon. They said, “Everyday of my fucking life, I ask myself… why the fuck did this man name me Beyoncé.”
I was absolutely dying at all the comments also confirming this phenomenon, and had no choice but to share. Here are some of my favorites:
1. "Mailliw," which is William, backwards:
2. "Lawren," because, well, Lawrence:
3. "Curtice," because, Curtis:
4. "Geraldine," courtesy of a Gerald:
5. "Kiiwii." A+ for creativity!
6. "Jailin," which is kinda like "Jaylen," but with a much better origin story:
7. "Alopecia," which is honestly kinda pretty without the context:
8. "Mignon," for possibly his favorite meal, filet mignon:
9. I just love the origin story on this one.
10. Oh to have the tiny little pea brain of a man for a day.
11. "Like cadabra???" 😭
12. "Tometha" à la Tom:
13. Wait, *ALL* OF THEM?
14. He kinda ended gender with this one:
15. Great name, questionable origin:
16. Settling on "Darylgena" is WILD to me:
17. And lastly, of course, there's gotta be a spelling error on the list:
